It is the first day of university

Publicat pe 10 sep. 2019
THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461
HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
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4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).
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Current sub count: 2, 908, 927
With love,
Jenny Cravitz

Comentarii

  • is she eating a whole mushroom in the beginning of the video

  • "DID YOU CLEAN THE CAT? EVERY CORNER OF IT?" X,D im dying .o . omg those subjects must be hard to study :,(( good luck :D

  • imagine hating social studies and english

  • "I'm studying physics, my courses this semester are calculus, algebra, physics, and chemistry." Oh worm

  • 3:08 did you read Percy Jackson/Heros of Olympus/ The Trails of Apollo? Because if you did, I think that I live you 1,000,000,000 times more. Édit: 4:49 OMG you do. ok you are now one of the most awesome amazing coolest person on earth.

  • At first I thought someone was screaming my name

  • After 5 years in university taking biochemistry, I find your excitement cute and naive xD . In all seriousness welcome to the academics circle, where teachers talk about their personal lives for no reason at all.

  • Lol!I have the same binder as you

  • I know you do your youtube thing and have literally millions of people here who would defend you to your grave, but I genuinely hope you have or find a friend at your university. It really makes all the difference :)

  • She reminds me of Sheldon Cooper

  • I am a freshman in high school. Yay?

  • *Legend says she misses her uneven hairdo.* That's just a legend tho -3-

  • Wow is it just me, or would she look hot with short hair

  • 0:14 wHAT DID I DO

  • 6:19 do you watch dance moms?!🤣

  • *uhmmmmmm...is it ok if I fail at any type of subject that includes math most of the time?...*

  • meanwhile, I just started high school......

  • When you realize Joana has the same pencil box as you

  • Why does your dad seem pissed all the time

  • Shutterstock

  • i'm just happy i understand tennis and joana doesn't hehe

  • Maybe nancy from 3rd grade stole your sanity

  • I'm not the only one who reads Percy Jackson now

  • I followed when you made the accurate comment about peoples reaction to studying physics. I'm in my fourth year of physics and people still react that same way 😂

  • Lol I thought you were like 14-15 years old 😂

  • What happened to your room joana

  • Also a physics major and my name is Samantha!

  • Omg Joana reads pjo!!!!

  • i read percy jackson when i was 10 and i am still IN LOVE with it I RECOMMEND THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS OR ANYTHING BY CASSANDRA CLARE

  • Seniors: *n o o b*

  • I’m still waiting for my Undergrad 2.0.

  • 4:49 So we're not gonna talk about this? Ok.

  • Joana: YELLOW IS DISGUSTING NO ONE SHOULD WEAR YELLOW also Joana: *is wearing a yellow shirt in her profile picture*

  • Joanna: and then my calculus teach spent 10 minutes telling us why socialism is bad Me drunk af at 3 am after the club and a bowl of chili in bed with just socks: *snap snap snap*

  • Have you heard about the tunnels under your school? 🍴

  • DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE SHE GOT HER SHOES OR THE NAME OF THEM

  • God dammit Samantha

  • "I left my sanity back in, like, the 3rd grade." 'Well sanity is for the weak' has been my motto since like 4th grade, so that just means you're not weak.

  • She's a modern day Velma

  • Does anyone know where the lil mic is from ?

  • My first day of school was on August 15th😂

  • Oh boi, this attitude will change in the last year of your course :D Love your personality though

  • Joana in the description: Yellow is DISGUSTING. Joana in profile picture: *wears* *yellow*

  • Physics ??? YEHHHHHHH.... Rocket science is just behind a corner...

  • I just realized holly shit you are tall!

  • Is.. is she just.. eating a mushroom straight?

  • YOU R READING PERCY JACKSON FUCK YES THE BEST BOOKS EVER

  • peter pan screams, be careful u guys

  • *_ARITZIA should make Jenedict Cucumberbatch their Ambassador ya know._*

  • Looks like you're off to a fabulous start. I'm afraid your schedule sounds like a nightmare to me. I was an art student and hated anything that didn't include surface to color on and things to color with. Still that way.

  • One like equals one pray that joana never has any scandals and stays one of the most wholesome rs on the platform

  • She need me

  • @11:58 - "To begin with, you're going to burn some meat. It really brings out the flavor of animals suffering." Hilarious!

  • 4:20 - T-1000 looking for John Connor.

  • C A L M Y O U R M E A T L E S S T I T T Y S

  • To her early is 8.50 am and my school starts at 7.45 am🤔🤔

  • 0:38 thought she was holding a candle

  • I’m moving in to uni tomorrow. Wait hang on IM MOVING IN TO UNI TOMORROW! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaA.

  • What is she studying

  • Idiotic. Jesus Christ.